I've covered wars, you know.

I'm not sure how you're supposed to make an accurate description with 3 stick figures, but it has Buzzfeed, a Gimp logo and feels guy in it

A pelican has finally evolved to have opposable thumbs

Space station 13 riot

A mass of fat with shiny balls

That blue thing from bobobobobo

I think it's Metroid's butt but I can't really tell for sure because it's very poorly drawn.

Samus' ass is so hot it turns into a river.

Samus' ass is forming a river and not even the sun can stop starin'