Up your nose with a rubber hose!
chilenose
Someone who wanted to have a hot pepper as a nose
The one, the only, Mr Pepper Nose
Overweight man with a small face murders an innocent vegetable to wear as a costume.
fat black man chokes his carrot for public demonstration
a penguin (who is on lots of strange drugs) eating a carrot infused with corn
a penguin with dilated pupils eating candy corn laced with hallucinogens.
Tux eating a pear
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!