Godzilla on the loose

dinosaur suffers loose bowel movement

A dinosaur complains that his bowels can no longer dance

Yoshi doesn't eat enough berries.

A green pig wants more blueberries.

A pig with an apple in it's mouth, and blueberries falling out of it's ear asking for More!

Mutant pig eating an apple

Pig wishes that the stupid spelling spider would bring him an apple.

charlotte the spider learns to curse

Charlotte has taken a turn for the worst with her spider-alcoholism

suspicious princess

a princess sneaks walking bombs out from under her skirt

Princess Peach got fed up and beat the first level of Super Mario 64 herself.

albine ninja

Ninja with red eyes

Ninja Celgon!

someone's confused because something is purple and too long

I dunno lol