Yugioh guy being beat with a hammer by Tim Allen

Buzz Lightyear is a total douche

Buzz is angry with Woody because of the snakes in Woody's boots.

There's a snake in mah boot

Black boot with green snake coming out.

a condom with snake on her head say hey baby

A tree-man is standing on a hill watching over a quiet village. To his left is his best friend, a tomato-man.

a man telling an apple to get off of the hill and return to it's pink home

Man on a hill says "Get off this hill and go home!" to an apple. That pink house may be the apples home since there are no trees.