boob implants
cotton balls seize the opportunity to enter breasts via slicing them open
Four tiny clocks all showing the same time saw a giant, irritated brown eye in half.
Clock saw
the batwatch broke. it is sorry
Evil clown apologizes for damaging Batman's watch.
The joker, who's obviously had better days, apologizes to Batman. "Sorry about the watch, Batman."
a lesbian with green hair apologizes to her baby that has been born deformed because of her heavy smoking during pregnancy
GREEN HAIRED YOUNG GIRL FEELS SORROW AS SHE HAS TO EXECUTE HER LONG LOST BROTHER WHO HAS THREE EYES AND A HUGE DICK
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!