You're May and you're Training in the Hoenn region. A wild wingull swoops down and poops on you. What do you do? (SEEK VENGEANCE.)
A bird is shitting on a red eyed person.
a bird's poop is white numbnuts
Is it, or is it not crap?
A pedant pheasant.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!