Lamp is scared of being turned off.

Norseman looking for food in the ocean.

How to draw an eagle: 1. Here's a circle. 2. Here's the rest of the eagle, now you try and draw it.

Someone is too proud of themselves

Sad dog barks to his dog neighbors.

A ghetto dweller talking down to me. "STEP IT UP FOOL!"

Customer drinks coolant in front of nervous entrepreneur

It's Total Recall

Black Pen0r with herpes

3 Cats staring at me like I've done something...

A poo snowman stands at the altar while a crocodile lovingly stares at it.

Le prepared man