An alien in the process of being gang-raped. Worth noting: he's being held down by a Naruto fan and a future motocross star.

Doodle or Die

A balding dinosaur-halfbreed gynecomastiac with cum volcanoes down its spine can't hold its liquor. Give the drawing the College Try, champ.

Doodle or Die

Smiling cat. The kind that brightens your day.

I said a KGB agent is disguised as Hatsune Miku. Ain't that hard to understand. Keep up, motherfucker.

Pyramidal fella is on the attack, takin' down trees with a big ol' THWAK!/his rod is gold, in a questionable hold/that's what I call a hack!

Animal Crossing: City Folk.

False. Interacting with anyone leaves everyone feeling like shit. Board up the doors, gaff-tape the windows, hide in the corner.

A woman coming to terms with her mutilated hand. Two diversity hires in the background think she's flipping them off.

A robot who's seen things you people wouldn't believe.

A Homer Simpson/Duck hybrid isn't gonna complain about jamming its muzzle directly into the G-spot.

A dog watches the sun set. Must be a melan-collie.

Doodle or Die

Early-2000s-Flash-animation-lookin' motherfucker pointing a gun in the viewer's face. Claims he 'had no choice', but that's bullshit.

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