A cardinal rests on the back of the biggest toad I've ever seen.

A man has dropped his head and it's too dark to find it.

Doodle or Die

Two insects fornicate, but one is thinking of his secret bee lover instead!

The snake is good friends with the fly in spite of his speech impediment.

New Chain

Godzilla sells propane and propane accessories.

The basking shark is impressed by the gargantuan sea slug.

Doodle or Die

Hallelujah it's raining men!

In the orange dimension, no one can hear you scream.

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I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

A rock has been stabbed in the cheek and left in a mailbox. No one answers his calls for help.

Aliens are easily impressed by human cuisine.

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