FUCKING DEAD PIXEL AND I JUST BOUGHT THIS FUCKING SCREEN

And so began the great American freestyle dance battle for Independence from the British on July 4, 1776.

Gabe Newel consumes Nintendo resulting in the Gabecube. Its big launch title is FIFA 2023 which contains the demo for Half Life 2: Episode 3

Matt Smith turns into a woman and proceeds to scold a doodler on banana etiquette. (Also bow ties are cool.)

A Saxxy award tries to talk an iPad out of committing suicide

Rory is trying to be the Doctor but he isn't doing a very good job.

Knee-Deep in Nintendo

An octopus cleverly disguises his tentacle as the new intern Bert.

A Nazi radio is tricking an innocent cricket into antisemitism

Dude is so stoned that he forgets to shave his magnificent neckbeard

A giraffe man tells another man that his head is on backwards

Mario stares in awe as an inter-dimensional rift swallows up his world