The sun is so bright that once the man walked outside he turned into a woman.

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A rock punk returns an old lady's purse but is misunderstood and kicked in the naz The punk then takes out his guitar and hits the old lady.

A bumble bee steals the queen's crown thinking that no one will ever find out.

Mad scientist distracts a monkey with cookies and milk, then begins to experiment on him.

horned man charges towards an armed little girl head first. The girl swiftly dodges it, then elegantly lands on her bottom, kawaii as fuck.

A girl kisses a fish. Someone gets pissed and sissy-throws a football at her, unsuccessfully making it halfway.

Doodle or Die

hairy-ass shirtless neckbeard brings his xbone controller to a subway and stops to admire a sign post with a beautiful face painted on it

lil wayne finally wins an emmy award,

A guy laughs at his own joke, not paying attention to Bozo the clown stabbing his inflatable waifu.

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draw your waifu right now drawing you

fat lady hits a lady's head with a sign post.

guy in mail armor with a safari hat eating a slim jim

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