A poster for the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me

Jesus wAS freshly crucified and willing to accept his fate. HOwever, when they tattooed "SEX" on his forehead, they had gone too far.

WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN! WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN! WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!

Please stop drawing Ben and Barron. We're running out of skips and it isn't fun.

Man is lost in the desert, and his only companion is a creature that is half-cat, half-cactus. A cat-tus, as it were.

Happy birthday breast cancer

Two flying spaghetti monsters smite some upset apple trees with their powerful lightening

Solid Snake is killing the competitors in Smash 4 because he's vengeful after not being included in the game.

Crazyass party guy gets six scoops of ice cream but forgets how to even eat. All he remembers is how to fucking PARTY!!!

The new failed meme is retarded.

Adorable Canada kindly and politely suggests that you fellate his fabulous finger, eh.

Man made of knives is upset that rainbow pickle woman won't stop teasing him and threatens to cut her for being a coy bitch.