Rocketing out of DoD. Probably because the other description mentioned porn.

A cake for a princess! A wonderful delight! Layered with strawberry, grape and lemon frosting, Yum!

Saphira the Dragon clearly has seen that Eragon, the brave lamp, has combusted. What do you do now? Turn the page, or sob? TENSION!

Spongebob Shoplifting.

Flower batteries. Just say no.

He stepped closer, his tall silhouette shining in the light. A grin spread across his face. "Ponies" The victim struggled, "No! Please No!"

TV: We interrupt this program... I want to kill YOU.

The chick wandered in the infinite plains, without it's mother... it was helpless. "Peep" it whimpered. The hen came running to it's chick.

An adorable russian blue, with a tasty strawberry poptart as her body, she blushes as she glides across space. "NYANYANYANTYANYANYANYANYANY"

"Play your video games" said the girl in the storm. "And your life will crumble into the DEPTHS OF HELL WITH BLOOD BELCHING DEMONS."

Nothing. Just. Nothing. But the eerie stare of a beast, a monster, a disgrace, a shadow cast over the earth. a bald dude with a plain face.

Nooo! Watch out cheesewheel! You're gonna fall into the pond and become soggyyyyyyyyyyyy!