A bloody meteor.

A turtle sponsored by Nike engages in armed combat with a surprised but unarmed person.

A kawaii uh...thing. Cow, maybe?

A pizza on a spring talks to a gingerbread cookie.

A blonde person is amazed by the wind.

A yellow chair, labelled "Golliwogs."

Censor bars make great bait for fishing.

A green sword covered in Silly Putty rests between two wheels.

"Come at me, bro!" says the long-haired person to a dark room.

A NASA rocket topped with neopolitan ice cream.

Commander Shepard

Open-faced soul-staring thing of beauty.