A fish, of the species Enormous Butticus, straight up tells you no. He's had enough of this.

pingu-san has you in his sights, and he is coming for you

bmo sure loves that mountain dew

A man parties alone under a street lamp

An octopus is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Ah yes, the crown jewel of this year's national wine tastings, the light, fruity, and ever popular dry white 'Shit Head'

adventure time/portal crossover

pikachu, nicely drawn in black in white, just heard you talkin smack. You'd better watch your back

a piece of toast's plot to trap lions using cupcakes has been foiled, once again.

a pair of parrots dump milk into the sea

love-child of Rei Ayanami and Dorito Faced Bad Touch Sempai-San searches for Shinji

Princess Bubblegum is confused by Gunter's advances.