Nah. Nope! Nuh-uh. Negative.

A tugboat just tuggin' along!

A man is perplexed by a hovering noodley appendage.

An Ecks-u-Bocks-u Original

SANDVICH IS COMING FOR YOU

A man dislikes Wikipedia, and demonstrates this with an axe.

A man with a comedically large nose Karate chops fine literature.

Jesus is dead, but at least the weather's nice!

A woman has plastered herself against a window, behind which is a beautiful pink shoe.

A plane so hot, its engines shoot blue flame. Damn, plane, you sexy.

Wolves are terrible teaches, and this one demonstrates as much by snarling to his class whilst holding up a book.

An eyeball lets slip a single, vomiting tear.