What's it gonna bee, doodler? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? (Tits, definitely tits)

Doodle or Die

Skyrim: the text adventure

New Chain

In the new reboot, the Hulk is a transgender black woman

Osama bin Laden cosplays Dorothy as he is carried away by a tornado

HOLY SHIT A WHALE WITH A JETPACK!!!

An old stapler

A chewing gum that molests you as you chew it. Isn't that awesome?!

A man with winged buttcheeks

A glowing thing that looks a tiny bit like a coat is standing on a grass

Awww how cute buttworms are kissing!

New Chain

Bruce Willis with an afro

That's one delicious cupcake. By the way, wombats shit with small cubes. Just letting you know.

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