A man with a crooked arm calling you something obscene.

New Chain

Samuel L. Jackson slapping Ivan Drago in the loins.

A doctor is presenting the future with some bad news.

walrus looking for love - ON THE INTERNET! goo goo kachoo!

fire breathing samurai pinjata defending himself agaist a blindfolded chinaman

New Chain

baba booey

penis christ nailed to the cross

french guy says "hey, listen".

Doodle or Die

"I used to be into gore porn – then I took an arrow to the knee."

a drumset with chinaman-hats for cymbals!

Horace the Baby Eater

someone sitting at the computer playing doodle or die

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