Sonic crying because he can't FAST, now or ever again. Not since that fateful meeting on a cold october morning with a baseball bat.

Enrique Eglesias and Ricky Martin, doing something together that is neither gay nor hispanic. Like watch Law and order, or rock to some punk

Diddo is actually the thing from the 1982 horror movie "The Thing". Watch your sorry ass.

Dickbutt McAssdong at his local supermarket.

Crimedog McGruff, tries to help Shaggy and scooby get off of their addiction to marijuana and dog food.

Lady Gaga's stunt double is a dick in front of an audience.

Samuel Jackson asks illegal immigrants if "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

An old man with no legs approaches me with a giant fish hook, and tells me that he likes me.

People who like PewDiePie are probably mentally challenged and are gingers.

"Yer one stupid ass wanker" said the kangaroo.

A group of hillbillies at a rave.

A woman with a bomb tied to her face tries frantically to get it off.