honey, how come our child is black and we're white?
man wasn't supposed to be at work then is told to come into work today
Norse wizard agrees with Viking
draw your dream date (inb4 hands)
some kind of shit sandwich?
someone's a twilight person
HEY I'M GRUMP I'M NOT SO GRUMP AND WE'RE THE ______
When i have sex, i feel nothing. When I eat in and out burger, I feel nothing. When I'm on the Pokecenter battlefield... I feel...
ok really this is the 4th time in a row I've gotten "square root of a watermelon" just stop it now!
Graduate points out that boot + hammer = wtfboom
lying alone in the desert and you just spilled your last water bottle
peta's pokemon black and blue