Brain watches man and dog on national geographic. Watching it makes the brains medulla become oblong.

the writer: his only weapon is a pen but he can use it to shape fate!! dun dun dun...

an old man's dying wish is a blowjob by beyonce, so she kind of gives it to him by blowing air on him in a leafblower.

giant booger wonders if smoking lady is his mom

"don't throw the bird at me!" says a man to his angry wife.

buisnessman in plaid

"hey man," says space invader

pill takes pain away during menstruation

table on the yellow brick road.

German katze (cat)

very hairy blond woman.

murderous potato