Rubber bands confess to having no sexual chemistry. This is the least of their worries, as a hungry crocodile is approaching.

One person helps another person pull a Twizzler from their anus on the border of a town called Jackass.

Cat thinks he's people.

Yellow space runner deftly traverses dangerous terrain.

A person is being tortured. It is an unspeakable torture that would break even the most willful spirit.

Doodle or Die

Zombie tries acupuncture... successfully?

Pimpled orange

A connection, sausage, or Hero. Possibly all three. Also, apprehension. Yeah, play with those.

A cat devil stands defiant.

Carrie

A snake is living the dream

Mickey mouse tells a dirty joke

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