Brah and Bruh's excellent adventure.

Doodle or Die

A mushroom sheds a few quiet tears as he glances down introspectively at the grass surrounding him.

An albino toaster strudel painted in the likeness of a blue connect-four game set combined with 5 red fun-dip sticks of varying length.

Doodle or Die

Pancakes, puppies, and butts. Livin' the life.

A bird lands delicately on a branch and lifts its tail feathers up, preparing to shit on an unsuspecting car below.

No breasts allowed in the building, according to the sign.

"Jelly Cat." Remarks the oak tree.

"OPENING," remarks the phantom of Egon from Ghostbusters as he pops out of a hole in the floor. Two giant keys are placed against the wall.

A severed middle-aged woman's head seductively pokes an orange cowbell with her tongue whilst levitating over a field of darkness.

A woman in a black nightgown with red hair in curlers and a bushy red mustache doing the creep.

An asian duck wearing a birthday hat has a staring contest with a sandcastle

An average white male wearing a striped green shirt and jeans frowns up at the solid black ceiling.

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