The Internet.

Bootleg Chinese "Lord of the Rings" DVD.

Tired alligator.

Wizard flying a 1978 Trans Am through space.

Red pickle is a good listener.

Man on green background smoking two cigars at once.

Bart Simpson impaled by unicorn.

Mr. Ed panics because he left the chickens in the burning barn.

I dream of cheesecake.

Ned Flanders' patented "survival guide".