YOUR MUM GODDAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

deez nuts

an erect apple with mustard on it

Doodle or Die

lobster crab princess mutant

Einsteinophobia-the hatred of Einstein

hell on earth

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING your mum...huehuehuehuehuehue yo mum got shrekt by facking unicorns yo dad is a fax machine he fax yo e'ry day

YOUR MUM

a melting snowman... WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;(

a stripper whale

Doodle or Die

oompa loompa wearing underwear

Einsteinophobia- the hatred of Einstein.

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