The alien race of giant hamburgers has enslaved the alien race of 3-armed people.

you and your damn melon.. just get the hell out.

shark doesn't want any doritos, it just wishes it had tits...

Its glorious. the hero hath returned to his people, and above his head he holds the dragon he hath slain. so beautiful... I might cry

salamander tagging a building. he's very blunt about it, he just wrote "TAG"

I am the day

hillbilly hand fishin: ogre edition

Most glorious creature in existence. The beautiful majestic gray and black steed, descending from heaven to question the nature of humans.

george costanza is surprised to find that mario seriously hopes he doesn't do that.

extensive scientific research to test if captain crunch stays crunchy in milk.

Princess peach introduces mario to her new boyfriend, richard nixon's head in a jar.

the green man's final act. smoking the world's fattest cigar, he rode upon his unicycle for the last time, and gunned down the audience.