Some British boys got stuck on an island with some pigs. They say weird, British things like "Wacko" and"wazza." Buncha wankers, I say.

Rick Santorum dreams of a landslide victory while having sexual intercourse with a man.

Ditto splits wood for a living and he hates it. Ditto could've been anything he wanted to be. He was going to be a doctor, damnit!

It's a 1960s British police phone box. From my research, it seems doctors are the only people to have used these.

It a banana. Woah!; this banana's pretty dizzy. Better watch out now.

Doodle or Die

The cutest Terezi ever. She's tasting a pink box, which she says "T4ST3S PR3TTY GR34T".

Two blue ghosts are in love. One has eyelashes and lipstick, how heteronormative. <.<

The thing you've always wanted (hint: it's a red smuppet with the plushest rump. Just. So. Plush.).

A beautiful pink octopus with a bulbous head gives the viewer a heart. A cloud in the background is green with jealousy.

Jade with dog ears and short, white hair. She is crying because she believes her screen may be hurt

A snake pooped out a satellite that broadcasts stuff about religion. I assume some fanatics fed it a heretic.

A beautiful, yellow flower hugs a pink lamp. Very poignant in a dark world.

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