Draw a self portrait

A man with grey hair! wearing an orange shirt, and a gold crown, looking quite unhappy, says 'Oh dear!'

A smiling woman

A person shitting eggs

A woman with blonde hair. Her head is shaking.

Hair! So much goddamn hair!

A cow and a dugong fighting over a man in a green suit with a blue tie.

Ethiopia

A woman with make-up caked onto her face. She is apparently 'more of a woman you could ever want and more of a man than you could ever be!'

Green man named Tim with a leaf shaped head gets an a+ on his test and says 'I did it!'

Sideways black man with big red lips having teenage dreams.

Dreams that are sideways