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A girl with messy hair is about to consume a mirror.

Spiderman has finally acquired a grape juicebox. Only two more to go before his plan is fulfilled.

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Wind turbines make clouds stupid.

My arms are surgically designed for maximum hugging potential.

One guy walks the dinosaur. Not everybody. Just one guy.

Nicholas's Cage hair is a bird in a new psychological thriller where he sees the number 9 everywhere. Shot entirely in black and white.

So there's this guy that has an enormous head, ginger hair, and black skin. Being in his presence gives you lung cancer though, bummer.

My greatest fear is finding out I'm really a hot dog.

God wants you to kill all ponies.

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