Scout is in need of Medical attention due to having some morbidly obtruding object emerging from his throat (Medic is asleep)

Heavy decides on the actors for the much awaited sequel to the porno starring scouts mother

Demoman blows the crap out of someone because they are waving at him

WHY CHU' TALKIN TRACH BOUT MY WI-FI!

Archimedes is screaming BIRD MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT to snipers Owl

Pyro doesn't want to set the world on fire

Toasty machine is having a hard time lifting a purple mountain

A Mexican Burger is playing twister, And is complaining at his Lack of hands

Mole is protesting against the sun for its strong views on banning Moles

Shifty looking dragon is actually backalley bootleg horse shoe dealer and is selling to a stickman who doesn't even wear shoes

A cat mowing a vaguely horizontal surface in the eternal void it is trapped in

That 7 legged sexy ghost is the prettiest bell at the ball