Dave attends an aids support group meeting. he does not have aids, but his partner, John, does. John is at home watching ghostbusters 2.
her majesty stankfoot is preparing to take a refreshing dip in the pool. i have six arms. draw me a pooh bear.
frank sinatra decides to do things his way.
A lonely parot parades around the house in womans underwear. he's smoking a cigar and is drunk off his tits. he is one happy parot.
a chivilrous man wearing 50 shades of gray swoops in an saves 2 big breasted mice from certain doom. they eat hot fudge sundays at DQ.
a man stands alone. his family has died; all his friends have left him. all that is left to comfort him is his hat. his hat and a gerbil.
a turkey baster on holiday. preferably in someplace fucking warm. like motherfucking texas, or some shit like that. it's wearing a parka.
the bitch that owes you money
a very pretty man
i warned you about stairs, bro...
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