The last man alive sits in his living room reading books from days past. There is a knock on the door.
NEW CHAIN
MY CANE IS STUCK
Hermione, one hand on fire, the other, conjuring a bunny from a hat with her magic wand.
GODDAMN YES SIGN ME THE FUCK UP wait hang on can I see the terms one more time *puts on a skirt several sizes too small, fights evil*
Boy confesses to ninja
Miley Cyrus on a drinking binge
crystal meth
a juggolo rida with a assinas creed sign in his ass wile splooging dead babys!
R i c o
my masterbating hand
mile high club
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