The Ladybug Monarch

A robot looks a gift horse in the asshole

A true patrician tells a rancid feminazi that ugly girls cannot play video games.

A king is impressed by a bloody tampon

Bowser's flying teacup has had enough of this shieet

Cheese Toastie

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Robocop sucking off a gearstick

A very effeminate Burger King calls the red Tellytubby a Shitlord

Shekels Wheelerberg has a stroke

A shit eater does not have a grin

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Mary Poppins jumping into an infinite loop of paintings

That one scene in Prometheus where the one dude gets the alien house snake down his throat like some kinky foot long house or something

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