A person with a very large nose, a yarmulke, and a little star on his chest tries to fool this Jerk Soldier that he's not Jewish.
A green life.
Got mail? The moon certainly does.
a gigantic red eel with cat ears drives a school bus to idaho
dude crying for help
Chain of bodily organs
Pumpkins befriending watermelons
The superhero who has a hamburger as a mouth. currently fighting someone with big breasts becouse hes staring like fuck
The devil's highway
Satan sipping coffee and reading a book about raising children.
The sun shines as an alligator passes by a gray building. A zombie's hand reaches out of a busted window into the outside air.
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