satan whips a guy

joke book

Der be a green alien disliking a drink

Pizza: One half only cheese, one half only tomato

A snake with a finger

literally a brown stick figure saying I love bioware

fuckin table, i hate you

New Chain

the sound and the fury

it's like if the chicken pox came alive and coalesced and also grew an eye

New Chain

please my son's never seen a drawing of a yelling black guy before, it would mean a lot to me if you drew one. pls ty

New Chain

anything you want. no really. go ahead. draw that thing. yes, that one. go big. shoot for the moon -- at least you'll land among the stars.

the ghost of sharknado is your shadow

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