Terminator penguin practices its strangling technique on a volunteer skeleton. Skeleton is a busy guy and can't stay to help very long.

Soon to be: Chicken Pot Pie

Red crayon is missing and there's long red streaks down the road. Pink crayon, fearing for her life, shouts and pleads for halp!

Man is nauseated to find out his oversized watermelon has a bad case of worms

Blue van with googly eyes is trying to flip itself over a tulip

Gray man looks off the edge of a building and regrets being involved with LSD

Dachshunds love silly string

Draw a blank

Man pulls down his trousers to reveal the snake which has managed to tunnel its way into his derriere. His buddy is rather upset.

I don't care how old those tacos are! Children are starving in Somalia; therefore you must eat for them!

Little Ivan the iceberg deeply regrets sinking the Titanic

In hell, camels grow out of people's heads... humps first of course.