Squidward is a walrus

nerdy orange tires of your excuses.

Green worm with a lovely pink jumper

"Time to waste my Paycheck on bad wings and worse service!!"

How is he supposed to know what Vlvmanza is?

A wizard casts the "K" spell over a sea of pee.

Boomerang about to be caught in a net.

Coat: "Take me Home With You, please." Grocery Shopper: "I'm Good"

No Sammich! NOOO!

Link Chooses the Blue Fairy and the story ends, he wakes up in his bed and believes whatever he wants to believe.

Edward Cullen is passed out from too much heroin. The Band is still around his arm.

The devil and Craig are about to smoke a joint but Craig is worried his mom might catch him. The devil, on the other hand, is comforting him