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someone is crushed by a sign that reads macbeth while swastikas dance on a stage.

Listen to me anon, bide your virginity for 30 years and become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

A 30+ year old virgin heroically sacrifices himself to save his group of friends. He proclaims is return as he falls down the chasm to death

a black man running away from a giant caterpie

Donte proclaiming an obscenity before facing off against a series that he is the protagonist of before it got rebooted.

2spooky4me

A black man with brown hair shouts a defiant "NO" at his rock golem slave master. The golem looks pissed and will smash shit any second now.

a purple man spreads his buttocks, his testicles are visible.

batman wearing a pink batsuit with a respirator of similar fashion to Bane from the latest batman movie the dark knight rises.

a ghost blowing a trumpet, i'd describe more but it is 4spooky8me

Listen to me brave anon, keep women and intercourse at bay for 30 years and get powers that you would never imagine.