The muscular ass of the year award is mine... yet why do I feel so empty?

A glass looking through glass windows into a cloudy sky ubdoubtedly filled with glass

A lonely penguin discovers a new way to look at the world

The darkness within my heart

An embarassed taco named Obby is in love

A magnificent magnet craves caviar

The colours of the rainbow congregating in a chaotic fashions

Three-legged corpse roasting in the open sun

Exploitation of consumers for short-term monetary benefit

An angry fire-breathing, snake-tongued, devil-eyed house inspires urinal and fecal fear in purple-shirted, jeans-wearing man.

People who reside within a tombstone engraved with the letters "SF".

Naked pirate with a penis as long as his leg