Plank from Dexter's Lab.

"VERY SEXY." Doodler put some work into making the fancy text, and you should too.

That night, Peve strangled him in his sleep.

He's a mutant human/caterpillar hybrid with a thick 'stache. She's a bedsheet-style ghost. They fight crime.

The life of a muffin is a miserable one. I've gone from oven to truck to shelf to cupboard, always in the dark, never loved.

Pikachu has seen things his young eyes were not meant to see, and he will be forever be an empty, emotionless husk robbed of its innocence.

A cool guy.

Somebody got a really long and convoluted description and they made a 5 star attempt at drawing it anyway. Draw a red circle.

Look again at that blue scribbly thing. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it every human being who ever was, lived out their lives.

TERRIFYING RONALD MCDONALD FROM HELL WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAH

The number two sinks to the bottom of the sea. Probably a deep metaphor.

On the internet, everybody goes through a weeaboo phase.