the green space station finds itself located between an asteroid and a heavily cratered red planet with a vomit volcano at its north pole.

OH YES MOTHER FAWKING CANDY LAND (teh bord game)

Ducks? ducks... you can never have enough ducks.

A confused deformed man made of poop named Balo wonders why his feet are so long

JC Chasez re-enacts his favorite moments from his N-sync affiliated past using tiny lifelike figurines.

the caterpillar things from the Super Mario universe that get pissed when you jump on them. missing the head flower tho.

A thoroughly exercised nanjid turto named Raf-I-L

Germany. definitely Germany. only germans eat flags with complimentary chocolate-candied pizza. (duh)

le corn of le popping variety #honhon #baguette #Eiffeltower #ouioui

France... you're in France.

just another helpless soul doomed to a life of talent-less mediocrity. also he has double jointed elbows, so bonus points for him.

a Japanese schoolgirl saying "It cant be helped" with an exaggerated expression. also the world is on fire.