First asian in history that is unable to get straight A's and has brought disgrace to his family

aquaman missing his non-aquatic girlfriend

Cop discovers his newfound love in shooting guns while making his own sound effects

Brian from family guy

A square of blackness

Someone has gone to the trouble of shipping is friend in a box with no fragile sticker

A person is unable to draw Skrillex and therefore has no artistic talent

Two men confused about their sexuality

A crow who is lacking his scarecrow