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John the wizard feels bad right after setting a friend ablaze with his powers.

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confused snake

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Dinosaurs love cookies

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Mars attacks nipples on a Tuesday.

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Stop that.

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The people of earth laugh at aliens with large tongues

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A frustrated bald man lights his only nostril on fire.

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A bearded homosexual getting hit with an ice cream cone.

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Someone really loves butter.

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A stressed out, Mormon eyeball falls to his death.

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A one armed man and...HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IS THAT A LIVING GREY CRAYON?!?!

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Batman hates xmas

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