I AM BECOME BEE, DESTROYER OF HUMMENS.

The sun has been replaced with a lemon. The world is now doomed.

A man wakes up from a hangover to learn he has tattooed eggs and bacon on his back.

Michelangelo filing his taxes. The economy's got to him.

A boy and girl go for a run, while being stalked by the dreaded murder-duck.

Elmo's on so much cocaine he doesn't even know what the fuck's going on.

Four butts. He has FOUR. BUTTS.

Link the hero of GETTIN' FUCKIN' STONED

New Chain

Pac-Man working the corners

Bird 9/11

A murderous bunny split a man in two thinking he was a carrot.

A good ol' brother from the hood smokin' some reefa

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