Doodle or Die

A drug-influenced artist, draws a depiction of Plato instructing his cult of wizard birds.

Ew, really? C'mon people, this is gross.

England is the greatest country on the planet

Angry Asian Grandmother says: "FUCK YOU. WATCH THIS."

Groose, the overweight bully. Decides to turn himself in to the proper authorities.

A 3-yr old boy finds his mothers pleasuring device

A man brings his girlfriend two delicious milkshakes

The interstellar starship, the USS Penis, sets off on mission of discovery and diplomacy among all alien races!

A marshmallow covered in the blood of his victims, gleefully waves to the moon who is extremely frightened of the marshmallow

A ripened banana that took a swig of ketchup and just doesn't give a fuck.

Batman pretending to be Harry Potter

A boy in a orange jacket with pink mittens

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