That orange looks like a child molester. Don't buy that. Go get an apple.

Someone is trying to sell a dubious man bracelets made of frozen urine.

I AM SO FURIOUS

Tiger Woods threatens a photo of himself.

The strange lovechild of a man and an eye.

A fat bald man plays innocent after stealing the last cookie.

Mordecai and Rigby high-fiving over the body of a fallen child. Why are they celebrating? A horrid mystery.

The only memorable part of the Mario Brothers movie.

Betty White stealing a child's ice cream cone. Because she's Betty White, bitch.

A man wearing a ladybug for a hat learns to spell.