A shark in a suit of armour is bleeding on a gay horse.

The Jews caused a man's fist to turn into a penguin.

Elvis teabagging an umpa lumpa in the hall of mirrors, gangnum stlye!

A man with an impressive moustache, thinking.

Darth Vader realises he wasn't injured at all, after his suit dissolves in water.

A man is taking his albino turtle for a walk while wearing his new pink jumpsuit.

A man trades his midget grandpa for a shoe

The Sun is mugging the Earth

A devil loses face.

Satan gives up his fire powers only to realise he needs them and gets eaten by muk... or grimer, it's hard to tell.

A house party kills a man

I can open your eyes, Take you wonder by wonder, Over, sideways and under, On a magic carpet ride!

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