A blue, monocled genie emerges in a puff of smoke from its shattered lamp, holding a cigar in one hand.

The forbidden fruitcake of knowledge.

A misguided attempt to "hack the planet" fails because plugging your computer into the ground doesn't actually do anything.

Mr. Potato Head and his twin brother take a test.

A man made entirely out of living shadow demonstrates his power of hypnosis.

An incredibly obese baby in a diaper.

A green snake twists around to form an infinity symbol.

Oscar the Grouch gets baked and stares at his hand.

Looking down the barrel of his rifle, the sniper finds Waldo.

A smurf floating in the sky eating a lollipop.

An orange elf plays the harp in Heaven.

Doodle or Die

A man thinking about a singing robotic T-Rex.

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