A bodacious honey throwing off a cowhide blanket with a flourish. Dayum!

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An otter vaping and chillin with shell shades.

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This tasty ass crab rangoon muphuqquh.

The severed head of a mutated Korean. His mouth is stretched in an eternal scream of terror.

A hand dissolves away into dust. "Sad but true :("

A cloud bitches.

Doodle or Die

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named flaunts his ballet expertise in The-Boy-Who-Lived's face: "U mad, Potter?

A cute little red pentagram with the number "6" superimposed over the top thrice-wise.

Next time on reality TV, a dead prostitute.

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Orphans hallucinating and frolicking in a trash heap.

A Hispanic man with a furry shoe tickler discovers that his party hat is too big. Esta loco.

A really phat cherry.

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