Kirby is being molested by three-eyed colorful snakes
Like fire! Hellfire! It's burning ni My skiiiiin! (continue it pls)
Pacman cheats on his wife with an orange ghost. Turned out he was gay. "Why", yestifies Ms. Pacman
I said SUDDENLY, PONIES
A guy riding a hand tomato. Like it was a jet, not "riding" it.
Joe takes off his helmet while in space and dies
Hitler is red-haired and fights storm clouds with grey-skined blonde ladies for some reason
A redhead guy looks like an asshole and say "wut m8"
A green sock put on a hand
Pikachu and Ash switched bodies. They are also purple
Microwave TV
Alligator can't use TV remote control